Mouse Murder... when getting ready to head to football practice and the haunted house last night, something moved in the garage... I looked down to discover a little furry friend with a coat of snow white fur and beady little red eyes. I was in a hurry so I couldn't catch the little fucker right then and it had to wait until later. After football, Kari and I had a few... ok, more than a few Captain and Cokes and then we came home... I opened the door to the basement to find Rudy (my giant kitteh) crouched in a full hunting stance in front of the bookcase. I knew the little white shit had scampered under the door and into the house. So, I locked both cats in the basement with the violator and went to bed. When I got up at the asscrack of dawn for my shoulder, Rudy had the little fucker trapped under the recliner. I crouched down next to him and stuck something under the chair and the little shit ran out, OVER my foot! Rudy put on a chase and cornered him next to an old pillow. I then took a ruler and crushed the neck of the little shit while my cat tried to play with him. My cat had no desire to kill his new toy and we'd have a mouse running all over pursued by two cats if he had his way, but I was hell bent on murder and carried his little carcass upstairs where I proceeded to throw him out the window. He still lays exposed in the backyard. Let that be a warning to other little shits who think my house is a warm spot for them to take up residence. NO WAY!
So, I'm working my way through Mt. Laundry right now and hope to get a run in. If not today, then tomorrow. God knows I'll have some time on my hands tomorrow. It's the state cross country meet and JR is running in the gold division. 2:30 drive up and back for a 12:00 race. :-) I sure hope he PRs :-)
Time to change the loads!
Well done!
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