Friday, October 29, 2010

Dear Person That I Work With,

You are a complete tool.

No, I won't do that thing you asked me to do, that is exactly the opposite of what my boss told me to do. Just because my boss is out of the office for 3 days on bereavement does not mean that I'm going to blindly throw policy aside and follow in your shallow footsteps, turdburgler.

And as an aside, emailing me 4 times a day and copying everyone in the bank on the email is not going to make me move any faster. Get me what I fucking asked for and I'll get the work done, in the meantime, leave me the fuck alone.

Fuck Off,

Me

P.S. I won't make shit up to cover for your lazy piece of shit ass, so don't even go there you lousy waste of air, pissant.

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